Shaunna Faye

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The "Mom is Pissed Off" Count Down

Maybe it was just my Mom....I don't know....But whenever my Mom would get aggravated with me or my brothers she would start counting down backwards from 10 to 1. When I heard her start counting I usually just left the room if I were able to or just stopped talking if we were in the radical Astro van.

Though I'm not a Mom, that's what I'm gonna start doing when I start getting annoyed with people. I'll let ya know how that works after I try it a few times.

In other totally awesome Dad got in an "altercation" with a frumpy redneck woman who hadn't washed her hair in three months at Pizza Hut last night. I would explain the whole story, but you would pretty much die from laughter it's so funny. It all ended in her following him outside while saying "Oh, you wanna take this outside?!" and then writing down his tag number and saying she's gonna report him for harassment. Oh yeah, and then saying she was going to go back inside Pizza Hut and get his account information. When he told her that they wouldn't give her that info she said "Oh, I have my ways." Ahahahahahahaha!!! I'm pretty sure I've never heard my Dad say that someone was a bitch (in a non joking manner) until tonight.

It was totally worth driving to Snellville to hear that story.


At 8:25 AM , Blogger Johnny C. said...

I should do a count down for my anger,because I get so fucking mad sometimes.

Thomas Jefferson was a smart man.

At 9:12 AM , Blogger Shaunna Faye said...

Uh.....Thomas Jefferson? Am I missing something?

At 5:22 AM , Blogger Elaine said...

Ah, Snellville! Not much out there, huh?


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