Admiring your lava..

My day started off interesting....
Waking up too late to take a shower (ewe). Having a phone conversation about mental institutions on the way to work. Eating my Mom's home-made banana pudding and drinking Tab Energy for breakfast sitting in my cube. And just now hearing someone say this:
"A half day?
Hmmmm....Did I take a half day?
I think I took a half day.
No, maybe I didn't take a half day.
Wait, yeah, that was a half day on that day.
Do you remember when I took that half day?"