A new SAT question I made up.

You need to mail yo baby’s mama child support by 5:00. The distance from your crib to the post office is 10 miles. If you roll out at 4:tweezy PM traveling an average of 30 miles per hour, but first stopping to pick up your homies, holla at ya girl, bust a cap in some motheafuckas ass, holla at your other shorty, and stop by your cousins house to show him your new rims you just got on the Impala, will you make it in time?

A.) Yes
B.) No
C.) Trick Question – Ballers don’t pay child support, especially on time, especially if that bitch can’t even prove that Jerome is yours.