Prenant women are smug.

1. We both wanted a boy at first, but now I kinda want a girl. Chris still wants a boy.

2. We do have names picked out. Yes, we'll tell you what they are. And yes, we'll tell you if it's a boy or a girl once we find out.

3. My life was not meaningless before I was pregnant. I don't think yours is either.

4. I know you don't care and are just being polite.