Interweb

What the fuck did we ever do before the internet?

My job and about 50% of my communication is through the internet.

Insane.

I call it like I see it, folks.

I've been in such weird moods lately. I've gone from worried to totally awesome to completely bummed out in the span of a few hours. No, it's not "girl stuff" as people always like to suggest. I wish I could blame it on that. Seeing 4 hot guys in military uniform this morning didn't even cheer me up. What gives?

Maybe it has something to do with how I wake up every morning knowing exactly what I'll be doing that day and knowing I have to do that very same thing EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that my dating track record as of late has been to jump from one month-long semi-dating status to another. I've gone through 3 or so within the past 6 months. Who will be next? Well it really doesn't matter to me anymore.

Or maybe it has something to do with how I seem to know everything before it happens. I pick up on things too easily. My intuition is such a hinderance to the art of surprise. It can be both a blessing and a curse.

I thought about going to a palm reader just to see what it's like. I've known a few people that have gone. I think I might see if my Mom would like to go with me. She can be into that sort of thing sometimes with her birthday being on Halloween and all. She's gotten all the witch jokes you can imagine....might as well go with it.

I call it like I see it, folks.